Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender
Hey everyone! I'm your average 27 year old Canadian, who is neurodivergent, bisexual, non-binary, a parent, and prone to hyper fixations.
I've been on this hellsite for a decade, and it still finds ways to surprise me.
Growing old with @renaroo123, and we got one kid together. You might see him on here occasionally.
they/them pronouns are preferred, but anything works so long as you're not being a dick about it. Wrestling side blog is @enbywrestlingfan, where I sometimes make gifs.

slumberditch:

onlinebeast:

Mechanic: So I’m thinking this’ll take a whole week at the shop to fix, honestly

My Guinea Pig Soul: A wheek?! Wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek!!!!!

My Orangutan Mind: Calm down, he merely said a week, meaning 7 days time…

Mechanic: So did you get all that or

Me: Hang on, hang on, my guinea pig and orangutan haven’t finished yet.

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tags » Disco Elysium ·

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

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chewbacca:

NATIONAL TREASURE (2004) dir. Jon Turteltaub

tags » national treasure · movies ·

meltymooncakes:

tumbwr:

- guy who takes a screenshot of someone’s tags and then rotates it a couple degrees just for funsies. and just to fuck with the ppl who notice such trivial things.

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tags » same ·

boymage666:

animentality:

Elon Musk and Hank Green were having an argument over how Elon Musk is burying Twitter and then this guy cut in:

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top 10 screenshots taken right before a Twitter ban

tags » elongated muskrat ·

timetokrill:

controversial opinion but stuffed animals should be free if you are a silly little guy

tags » same ·

plaidos:

i hate that troll has become a generic word for hater on the web. back in my day the only people worthy of the title were the guys managing to convince an entire forum thread that he really thought Samus Aran was a man called “Super Metroid”

kragehund-est:

no more “in my humble opinion”, from now on it’s “from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions”.

tags » same ·
tags » same ·

stars-bean:

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

tags » the princess bride ·

wrentit:

todaysbird:

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

there was a study done in 2015 that shows an even greater possible yearly divide than the 2012 one

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the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

tags » same ·

midnightinjapan:

mclennonyaoi:

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

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tags » same ·
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